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Please be aware that Tony Blair and George Bush have been removing all the real animals in the UK since January and there aren't many left. Watch out when you're outside - they have been replacing them with nasty little robot devices that look and smell just like the real ones but in fact they are fakes. Please visit my site to find the best way of catching them up. Just this morning I caught a baby rabbit in my fen trap and I've posted it straight back to bush. When I cut it open there was a great big dictaphone and a server hidden in its stomach so that it could broadcast our everymove and stream it, WAP it and SMS it to all manner of evil governmental and dark forces. WE MUST ACT NOW

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